Welcome to another edition of Closing Time. I was very excited to learn that I would be taking over Jim's illustrious blog. I do find it puzzling that I would be his successor, though. I've never seen Avatar, only go to Nobles for league nights, and don't have a hard-on for Ty of Pong-a-bility (Note: Ty can only beat me in beer pong if I play with my girlfriend). So all I have to do is rant about movies and beg people to send me a question? Is that it? Man, this should be easy.

Wait. "The Closer" is keeping...

So here we are a week away from July already. Time really flies, especially when beach weekends, water taxi bar crawls, and Atlantic City trips start taking up all your weekends. Time has been flying by so fast that I hardly realized that it's been well over a month since my last blog. With the Barn Animal's bombshell announcement of his retirement, I felt compelled to dust off the old keyboard and plop out another blog.

The A-Train recently competed in his 10th major competition earlier this month (major defined as $5,000+ prize). The 2nd annual Atlantic City Championships...

Hello everyone. It's been a little while since my last blog. The "Blame-Train" could cite many different reasons for this but at the end of the day it would end up being Garrett's fault. I's going to suck following up the most controversial blog. Nope, I'm not talking about Closing Time, I am of course referring to last week's Tuesday Morning Bring Back.

The gloves definitely came off in this one. In one corner, you had Barn Animal. He's about as old school as you can get. He hopped right out of the mean streets of Carroll...

I don't know how many of you have watched HBO's crime drama entitled "The Wire", but if you haven't it's worth a try. It's great for date night. Anyway, they start off every episode with a quote, so I thought I'd start off this blog with a quote just like The Wire does...

"Fucking Garrett" – A-Train

That quote comes at about 9:30 a last Saturday's Beast of the East Tournament after Maryland 410 was eliminated from competition. The quote was loosely based off of Vince Vaughn's quote from the movie Dodgeball, "Fucking Chuck Norris". Some would argue that I...

Guess who's back...back again. A-Train's back...call some men.

It's been a while. It feels good to be ramping up the 2010 beer pong season. Unless you've been buried under three feet of snow, you know that the first ever Coed Charity Tournament is tonight. That will be everyone's first chance at earning some points towards the State Rankings.

As the unofficial historian of Maryland Beer Pong, I am reminded of some of the great coed team performances in the 5 years spanned by MDBP. Let's take a look, shall we?