What the hell is going on? The Barn Animal buzzed off? Now, I check the website to read Tuesday Morning Plagiarism? Bryan, those insults were funny the first time Barnes said them. This is shocking. Barnes has been so prolific the past few weeks I didn't even need to write anything. It was like the grand finale. I just hope we get to see another show sometime soon.

News from the beer pong world: Maryland lost again. Everybody is frustrated. All I can say is don't give up! I will never be one of the best players. A benign hand...

Welcome to another edition of Closing Time. It's amazing, I think I'm on my way to becoming MdBeerpong's most prolific blogger. However, I hear rumors of an epic Tuesday Morning Bringback in the works. The Barn Animal says it is going to be his best yet and I can't wait!

So, I was thinking today about fame. My pocket Webster's dictionary defines fame simply as "having great reputation" and famous as "having fame." Pretty lame definition if you ask me. All of us know having fame is so much more. I would expand the definition to include the general public...

So, I’m taking a little break from studying to write another Closing Time. Have you missed me? I would start writing a blog, but then would realize it was just one long complaint and I’d delete it. Nobody wants to read about that stuff. There’s actually some things on the horizon to get excited about. First of all, It’s St. Patrick’s Day! There was an awesome bar crawl last weekend. We have tonight to look forward to, and why not extend it to next weekend? I love these no pressure holidays. Unfortunately, I just found out today that not everybody...

There’s nothing quite as satisfying as proving Austin Lanham wrong. Now that school is done for the semester it’s easy to keep up with the blog and here’s the latest edition.

I’ve been reading in the news about Pete Townshend’s upcoming super bowl half-time performance. Apparently, he couldn’t stay away from the kiddy porn aisle and is registered as a sex offender in the UK. Well… our laws prevent those dirty aliens from entering the country, but somehow Peter has a free pass and the call to arms has gone up. If the U.S. or the NFL does...

Bring out your dead! Ding. Bring out your dead! Ding. Folks, get that cart outta here, I’m not dead yet. It’s been tough with a computer more wishy-washy than Dean and research papers and lab reports to write, but I finally have a moment to blog. Please try to contain yourselves. I guess I’ll start with some thoughts on States.

As I guess nobody knew; States was pretty much the last tournament I’ll be running. Being retired, I’m now free to sit on my porch and yell at any and all passerby. It’s quite a privilege. Don’t worry though, you’ll...