The Why So Serious Edition

What’s up everybody? I have always heard that a lot of people enjoy reading my blog. I started writing less and less because it’s very time consuming and challenging to come up with something worthwhile to post and frankly, I wasn’t getting the kind of feedback I wanted. I even failed with “Ask The Closer” which practically begged for responses. I guarantee every other blogger in the world lives to see a bunch of comments at the end of their work. Even if it is criticism, it’s nice to know you were heard, got people...

30th year edition

Guess who's back? Back again… It has been a long time, but I woke up this morning with itchy fingers (and the doctors say it's not from shaking Moose's hand). Sitting down to write a blog is a serious endeavor and to those that have never attempted, it is challenging. I would like to congratulate Bryan Dalzell on writing 17 pretty damn good blogs since the Barn Animal's semi-retirement. I'm looking forward to number 18. I was also excited to see Sean Foster back on the scene with "According to My Calculations." It's great to have a...

What the hell is going on? The Barn Animal buzzed off? Now, I check the website to read Tuesday Morning Plagiarism? Bryan, those insults were funny the first time Barnes said them. This is shocking. Barnes has been so prolific the past few weeks I didn't even need to write anything. It was like the grand finale. I just hope we get to see another show sometime soon.

News from the beer pong world: Maryland lost again. Everybody is frustrated. All I can say is don't give up! I will never be one of the best players. A benign hand...

Welcome to another edition of Closing Time. It's amazing, I think I'm on my way to becoming MdBeerpong's most prolific blogger. However, I hear rumors of an epic Tuesday Morning Bringback in the works. The Barn Animal says it is going to be his best yet and I can't wait!

So, I was thinking today about fame. My pocket Webster's dictionary defines fame simply as "having great reputation" and famous as "having fame." Pretty lame definition if you ask me. All of us know having fame is so much more. I would expand the definition to include the general public...

So, I’m taking a little break from studying to write another Closing Time. Have you missed me? I would start writing a blog, but then would realize it was just one long complaint and I’d delete it. Nobody wants to read about that stuff. There’s actually some things on the horizon to get excited about. First of all, It’s St. Patrick’s Day! There was an awesome bar crawl last weekend. We have tonight to look forward to, and why not extend it to next weekend? I love these no pressure holidays. Unfortunately, I just found out today that not everybody...