It was a beautiful weekend at the Barnyard. The sun was shining. The ground was soaking up the much-needed precipitation from the past weekís rain. The Barn Animalís only worry was figuring out something to write about for the Tuesday Morning Bring-Back and thinking of an excuse for missing another deadline.
I had resigned myself to thinking of original ways to poke fun at the usual suspects. Luckily, the blinking red light on my cell phone foreshadowed tales of betrayal, cheating, controversy, violence and celebrity sightings. No, it wasnít my weekly 90210 updates. It was just another weekend in Maryland...
Reports of the Tuesday Morning Bring-Backís demise have been greatly exaggerated.
It was Spring Break last week at the Barnyard and the Barn Animal was enjoying his time off from his weekly Bring-Back duties. I would have had the blog posted earlier today, but I was too busy playing overtime games of beer pong. Itís so easy to go into overtime now.
Rest assured, though. The Barn Animal is back and better than ever. I hope you had fun hitting your refresh button for the last two weeks. So without further ado, letís get it on.
Who's In Your Mouth? (12-3)