The Federal Hill Spring League has crossed the halfway mark with week 4 action. Sandwich and an Ale and Slaughter House whipped up on their competition with 9-0 victories to advance in the standings. In the night's closest contest, once again Pong With Friends squeaked by with a 6-3 victory over We're Not That Drunk. Although they had the week off, DIRT SQUAD remains at the top of the league at 3-0 +24.

In the Random's Partners tournament, Moose & Mikey defeated Joey & Shotzy for the win. Next week's after tourney will be a Coed Tournament. The...

I hope everyone has had an enjoyable Passover, Easter, National Jelly Bean Day, Earth Day, Paul Revere Day, and whatever other holiday members of our community celebrate. I hope I included everybody. The last thing I need to do is to ostracize another subset of MDBP. I mean; Jesus Christ!

Wait. Shit. Sorry Christians.

Ideally, you've all been able to enjoy the company of friends and family while basking in the beautiful weather. Maybe you've been able to enjoy Easter candy (sorry, diabetics), but I really hope you haven't been eating Peeps. Why do people keep buying Peeps? It's the...

Week 2 of the Bethesda Spring League was an exciting night of beer pong. The top finishers on the night was one of our rookie squads, The Shorties going 7-2 over our other rookie squad tag 'em & bag 'em with the help of Evan B. and Randy Savage both getting 3 series wins for their squad. Going 6-3 on the night was powerhouse squad 2 Strong led by Jillian and Moose who each won 3 series over the handicappedHere for Beer. The last match of the night was between Tiger Woods' Swing Coaches and Blackouts & Shutouts...

Week 3 is in the books and the Federal Hill Spring League pecking order is starting to shape up. Despite winning the first series of the evening, SAY CAR RAMROD was unable to dethrone DIRT SQUAD as they improved to 3-0. We're Not That Drunk had another impressive win as they have they second consecutive week with a 9-0 win. In the night's closest contest, Pong With Friends led by clutch shooting from Shotzy and Barnes defeated Slaughter House 5-4 despite great shooting from Gabe. Check out the complete results on the league page.

In the open tournament,...

The DC area league has found a new home in Bethesda at Tommy Joe's. With the addition of the new venue came a lot of new faces, new talent, and returning players from hiatus. At the top of the leaderboard for week 1 of the Bethesda Spring League was We Make It Rain-Bows with an 8-1 finish over Here for Beer. We Make It Rain-Bows had 3 players (Gabe, Joey N., and Jeff) with 3 wins each while Here for Beer's only win came from Bill and Emily. The next largest victory of the evening was 2 Strong...

In what has become seemingly commonplace around these parts, another Tuesday came and went without a TMBB. Color me unsurprised.

But I really did plan on keeping to my bi(pause)-weekly writing plan. With actual tournaments and leagues being conducted, there's actually something to write about. But then?

Opening Day happened.

It's not like I should really be excited about the 2011 MLB season. I'm a Mets fan. Sure, I keep exchanging "Go Mets!!!" messages with The Mantis, but we both know that the Mets' bullpen is about as solid as a commitment to play in a tournament with Trae....

Yesterday's College Park Atlantic City Qualifier was interesting to say the least. The tournament's #1 seed and heavy favorite, Unbridled Enthusiasm was upset by #16 seeded The Newbies in their first tournament match. They battled back through the loser's bracket though and eventually met #3 seeded Urinal Cakes in the final. Unbridled Enthusiasm came out victorious after two long overtime matches and Jordan & Jamie won their way into the Atlantic City Championships. In 3rd place was No Distractions whose only losses of the tournament came at the hands of the two finalists. In 4th place was the #2 seeded...

The Federal Hill Spring League kicked off yesterday at Nobles with 6 squads eager to start off the season with a win. Last season's champs, DIRT SQUAD, continued their winning ways with a 7 point win while newly renamed Pong With Friends upset Sandwich and an Ale 5-4. After the first week, the new-coming Dong Time leads the way as they earned an 8 point win and will enter week 2 at the head of the pack. Check out the complete results on the league page. Next week we look forward to welcoming an additional two squads which...

What a day it was at Laurel Park Saturday for the 4th annual Maryland Spring Classic. Participants from 10 different states traveled down to Laurel for their chance at the $2,500 prize pool.

Entering into the tournament it was Maryland's Hot Tub Slurpee who led the way with a 4-0 record and +19 cup differential. Also going undefeated was last year's champs, 1 2 Punch, Hate Us Now, McAllister, Get Mitch Or Die Tryin', Living the Sheen, and Connecticut's finest, Supa Nice. That set the stage for the 58 teams to fill the final...